you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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