"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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