true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There r osticjed everywhere
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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