My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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