Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
