I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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