I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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