life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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