Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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