I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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