I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
how does that bad decision feel?
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