is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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