this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize
