I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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