How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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