this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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