i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Randomize
