From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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