I think i sorta joined a cult last night
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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