i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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