I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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