Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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