dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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