I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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