There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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