doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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