Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sex in a hospital.. check
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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