I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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