We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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