Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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