I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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