how hairy? two words: wookie tits
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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