he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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