you guys were way drunker than both of me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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