Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
