your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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