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Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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