The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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