Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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