break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful