goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.