Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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