Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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