I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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