I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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