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• (619): View more from California

  do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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  Don't drive home.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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  This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.

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• (760): View more from California

  Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.

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  Because it is cat.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.

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  10 points to you

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.

  (541): View more from Oregon

  We need to stop going to pet stores high.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ

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