Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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