im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
