so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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