My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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