I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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