My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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