What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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