So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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